Top 10 Reasons You Need swiggies, Wrist Water Bottles

10. Never needs winding

9. Rum in the left, Coke in the right

8. Won’t sprain your back like that 5 gallon Sparklett’s bottle

7. Safer than kissing Shamu

6. Makes a lovely parting gift

5. Cheaper than gold bracelets

4. It’s better than coal and switches in your stocking

3. More fun than a big gulp

2. Easier than fly fishing

And the number one reason you need swiggies:

1. They’re good, clean fun!

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